The Angry Torpedo

What is The Angry Torpedo?

1.

to grunt and force a log of shit out of your ass with such ferocity that you get a splatter effect on the inside of the toilet (if done too forcefully you may get some kickback so be cautious when performing in stalls.) CAUTION!: do not attempt The Angry Torpedo when you have the drizzling shits as you may effectively blow your colon.

Man, I was feeding this chick a hot lunchlast night, but I was so constapated that I shot off an Angry Torpedo by accident and took out her left eye.
1

Random Words:

Crudcakes
1. a phrase used to substitute swearing to express anger/annoyance or irritation I JUST SPILT BONJELLA EVERYWHERE ahh crudcakes :L See..
Read more
Ridin' Qwerty
1. Texting while driving where it's illegal, taken from Riding dirty "Hey, sorry I couldn't reply to your SMS, I was ridin&..
Read more
Gnu
1. CORRECT PRONUNCIATION:guh-NEW The GNU Project was launched in 1984 to develop a complete Unix-like operating system which is free softw..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free