What is The Angry Torpedo?
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to grunt and force a log of shit out of your ass with such ferocity that you get a splatter effect on the inside of the toilet (if done too forcefully you may get some kickback so be cautious when performing in stalls.) CAUTION!: do not attempt The Angry Torpedo when you have the drizzling shits as you may effectively blow your colon.
Man, I was feeding this chick a
hot lunch last night, but I was so constapated that I shot off an Angry Torpedo by accident and took out her left eye.
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The act of cramming ones own feces into the complimentary hotel hair dryer so that the next unsuspecting person to use it gets a head fu..
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NOUN.
-commonly used in the reference to an extreeme macker or pimp.
-one attractive male who seduces females seamlessly.
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Receiving a blow job with a firm duece in your whitie tighties.
Your wife had a loaded baked potatoe at my house last night.
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