The Argenti Scooter

What is The Argenti Scooter?

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The worlds first scooter that is powered only by the raging sexiness of Mr. Aaron Argenti. When he puts on green trackpants and takes off his shirt, he can drive himself to China, towing a busload of dirty hoebags.

Dirty Hoebag: Oh no Im out of gas, how will I get to Argenti's RV ?

Aaron Argenti: Shut up bitch and hop onto The Argenti Scooter

Dirty Hoebag: Can my skanky ditch pig friends come along?

Aaron Argenti: Only if they like Tony Danza's, fuck yeah !
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