What is The Armpit Of Boulder?
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Longmont, Colorado
Boulder's smellier neighbour. (due to turkey processing plants)
Lots of people who grew up in the Boulder area had to move there because Boulder got way too expensive over-night.
Hooray inflation!
Yep, we're back in the armpit of boulder, it smells.
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A queer diaper is a roll of toilet paper that a gay man puts up in his underwear so as not to have cum leak out after anal sex.
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