The Ashtray Rules

What is The Ashtray Rules?

1. Don't cough in the ashtray

2. Don't sneeze in the ashtray

3. Don't laugh in the ashtray

4. Don't blow on the ashtray

5. OR YOU HAVE TO VACCUM

These rules can be repeated for joint-rolling. No-one wants all their weed on the floor.

Person1: *cough cough* oh shit i spilled the ashtray everywhere with my misaimed cough.

Person2: Get out the vaccum then, you know The Ashtray Rules!

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