The Ass Edit Meaning

1. when you shove your dick in a pigeon or any kind of bird " Im a Muffin Twanger" See muffin, balls, dick, mommy, johnson..

1. from martyr - some one who dies for their relgion. in generally this takes a lot of effort, so martyred comes to mean bothered. ie i can..

1. just generally fucking up a text, often drunk, like when bitching about someone and accidentally sending it to the person you were talki..