What is The Asstric Bypass?
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The rapid thrusting of a penis through the buttcrack while avoiding penetration; like a hotdog sliding in and out of a bun. See also Appalachian Mundungus
The Asstric Bypass is a good compromise because I love the booty, but she doesn't want to do anal.
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Suicide by way of a WW2 era German pistol would be preferrable to current/aforementioned conditions.
How was work?
It was Luger Time...
