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little blue critters that live in teapots and come out at night to teabag unsuspecting straight guys
"Man, those assgoblins got me..
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Rookie of the year at 20. Cy Young award at the age of 21. 100 wins by 25. The biggest question early on was not whether he would win..
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A magic ointment to be applied liberally to the nose and nostril area while one is sick
Good Friend: "Dude, no wonder you're ..