What is The Backhand?
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A masturbation technique in which you grab your dick from the left side rather than the right (if you're right-handed).You rotate your wrist so your thumb is pointing down, and you sometimes have to pull your penis to the side a little bit. And then you would jack off.
I walked in on my friend doing "the backhand" to himself and he crapped himself.
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