The Baldwini

What is The Baldwini?


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a straight guy, (who has not come out of the closet yet), that has a secret obsession for daytime soaps.

Robert rushes home from class every day to make sure that he does not miss his favorite soap oprah, The Bold and the Beautiful...."I will just die if I can't see Deacon today, I will just die!!!!"


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