The Basement Theory

What is The Basement Theory?


1.

when you are trying to make some sort of contact with another person and they dont answer your phone calls or texts, and you haven't seen them in like three days. They are presumed to be in their basement masturbating.

"dude i haven't seen jordan in like three days"

"yeah man, me neither"

"should we install the basement theory?"

"install it bro."

See jerking it, playing with yourself, masturbating, jacking off


96

Random Words:

1. Short for "She is a". Also see 'Eza' and 'Uza'. Zeza bitch! Zeza slut! Zeza cowboy hoe! 2. The kind ..
1. older kids/preteens who hang out in front of price chopper from 6-8 pm on weekdays We encountered a group of chopper monkeys playing h..
1. Someone (male) who goes on a drinking party binge for days and then needs several days to recover. I can't believe Boris turned in..