The Bases

What is The Bases?


1.

Just remember the 4 F's kids:

1st Base : French (Making out)

2nd Base : Feel (The boobies)

3rd Base : Finger (Masturbating the other Guy/Girl)

4th Base : Fuck (To get laid!)

Guy 1: So what did you do with Jane last night?

Guy 2: I Got to 2nd base with her.

Guy 1: Good job. Gotta love those boobies.

Guy 2: Boobies? I just kissed her.

Guy 1: Wow........ Do you even know what the bases are?

Moral of the Story:

Do Not Be Like Guy 1.

See sex, french, feel, finger, fuck, the bases, base, 1st, breasts, boobies, laid

2.

first base: making out

second base: boob touch

third base: oral sex

home run: puss pounding

Scotty: dude, i got to second base last night

BLake: Really? wuts the bases?

Scotty: i dont know...wut is anal sex?

Sean: i think special butt love is a foul ball

See foul ball, sex, blake, first base, second base, third base, baseball

3.

- 1st base= French kissing/ kissing with tongue

-2nd base= Feeling each other up. For a boy, their finger is put inside vagina,or just touching the breasts. For a girl, give the boy a handjob

-3rd base= licking each other. For a boy, licking the girls vagina. For a girl, they give him a blow job/ put her mouth on the penis

-4th base= Sex

I went to 2nd with my gf the other day, hope we get to The Bases some time

See bases, oral, sex, finger


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