What is The Batman?
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While doing a girl from behind, subtly grab a flashlight and flash it towards the ceiling. Once she's distracted and confused by the light, scream "TO THE BATCAVE!", and slam into her ass.
My girlfriend is still mad at me for doing the batman to her last week
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2.
When you're taking a bitch from behind and, suddenly, leave the house without a trace and she never sees you again.
The best way to do this is to hold her against the mattress, with one hand and (possibly using your foot for aid) pick your clothes up, off of the floor. When you think she's really feeling it, jump backwards, through the door. Put your pants on, quickly, when you land on your back, grab your shoes and get the rest of your clothes on, in the bushes.
I've done this, twice, and it always works.
By the time she gets to the door, I'm gone like a cool breeze.
I never tried it in a big house, though. Just little apartments. I can't imagine it would work, if she's got a big bedroom.
I was fuckin' this chick right, last night, until she started talkin' about breakfast 'n' shit. I pulled my shit out, right quick, and gave that bitch the batman.
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Shittiest batman cartoon ever. Basically a clone of Jack Chan adventures, this incarnate of batman has a younge Bruce Wayne fight a Jamaican Joker, a Bane that looks like a oversized used tampon, and a Mr. Freeze that has a used condom on his head. Nice going WB
Batman the animated series>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Batman
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stick the index finger in the pussy, then stick both the index in the pussy and the pinky up the butt, the stick the index in the pussy, the pinky up the butt, and the opposite hand's index in one of the ears at the same time, then start singing the batman theme song (do doo doo do doo doo do doo BAT MAN..you know how it goes) while pulling the fingers in and out to the beat of the song
Jake wants to do the BATMAN on Katelyn, get the batmobile Robin and take him to her house
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