The Beached Dolphin

What is The Beached Dolphin?


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One of the most questionable of all sex acts. This term refers to the act of having sex while watching The Little Mermaid.

The Long John Silver's worker gave his girlfriend the beached dolphin in his basement last night. He must have a weird fish fetish.

See fish, dolphin, beached, sex


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