The Bear Edit Meaning

1.

You are thrusting the girl in the ass as hard as you possibly can, with no lube or contraceptive, while your right hand is shoved into her mouth wiggling around like a jar of honey. With your left hand, you constantly punch / jab her in the stomach. Once she finally falls over and dies or becomes unconscious, guzzle down at least a pint to liter of honey and vomit all over her.

Evan gave Nicole the bear, she quickly bled to death.

See bear, anal, violence, punching

2.

Nickname given to huge, hairy men who walk like bears.

My dad is called the bear. He eats children.

See Gumba Gumba

3.

A traumatic experience with a bear which causes an individual to chase people acting like a bear screaming "THE BEAR, THE BEAR, THE BEAR, THE BEAR!"

Emma: "OMG Jack, you know that girl Philipineness in our class?"

Jack: "Yeah what about her?"

Emma: "Apparentally she does The Bear to people all the time".

Jack: "Yeah that chick is weird! I hear she squeezed Allison's boobs so hard that she got bruises on them!"

Emma: "Oh yuck. She has issues."

See bear, bare, trauma, experience, bears, the, screaming

4.

A dead, old cheating drunk who used to coach the Alabama football team. Gumps view him as the second coming of Christ.

One part of the Holy Bammer Trinity, the other two parts being Joe Namath and Kenny Stabler. Gumps will often wear houndstooth-pattern clothing, to pay tribute to their fallen savior and his famous hat.

Gump 1: "Remember when the Bear was coach and we didn't lose to the likes of LA-Monroe?"

Gump 2; "I sure do! ROWE TIDE ROWE!"

See bahr, bear, houndstooth

5.

a man bby the name of Stephen. At least a 2 second pause between the and bear.

"Hey, the ---- bear"

6.

when pat anderson is tripping on coricidin cough and cold and he rips egg farts throughout the whole night, non stop until someone has to quarantine his smelly ass.

Dude the bear farted so much that he shit his underwear

See bear, beer, bare, comp, cit