The Bear And The Dachshund Edit Meaning

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A large, scratchy, asshole-stretching turd-bomb, followed by a more comfortably sliding-out fecal extrusion. The bear, large and combative, all claws and fangs, makes a big splash as he enters the water, before giving way to the dachshund, designed for slipping easily through holes in the snow to retrieve downed quail.

I feel better now after seeing The Bear and the Dachshund

See floater, depth charge