What is The Bear And The Dachshund?
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A large, scratchy, asshole-stretching turd-bomb, followed by a more comfortably sliding-out fecal extrusion. The bear, large and combative, all claws and fangs, makes a big splash as he enters the water, before giving way to the dachshund, designed for slipping easily through holes in the snow to retrieve downed quail.
I feel better now after seeing The Bear and the Dachshund
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the hilarious, creepy, and all around cool host of "tales from the crypt"
The crypt keeper is the shiznit.
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A dude who covets meat so much, that he is willing to steal it for his own pleasures.
Josh is such a meat bandit, when poor Antonio was..