The Beard Edit Meaning

1.

A facial accessory that instantly makes its bearer infinitely more metal and manly. This is especially true if one has had a beard since very early, ie. since they were thirteen. Beards tend to house hidden limbs and perhaps have a life of their own. The most famous example of this caliber of facial hair is Chuck Norris.

Don't fuck with Rob, he's had the beard since he was thirteen. It doesn't matter what music he plays, it's more metal than you. Always.

His beard goes clubbing every night after he goes to sleep and comes back in the morning to wake him up.

See beard, metal, manly, chuck norris, clubbing, pwn, awesome

2.

a 7o's reference to Castro, the communist leader of Cuba by the movie 'ScareFace'

"are we going to take a wack at the Beard?" 'ScareFace'

See castro, fidel

3.

Partner to the haggard beast, rat boy, and slut bitch, has a massive beard and is tight as an untouched pussy

The Beards Comong to visit, RUN!!!!! or Cheers For That £5 birthday present, ye bearded one

4.

to lick a Vagina out. the definition derives from going down on a bird, and her vagina lips are covered in hair, hence a similar sight to a mans face and facial hair

'Gees Schwerdty i heard you put the beard that bird, last night how was it?'

See vagina, lick out, downstairs, pubic hair, rubix cube

5.

when you shave your genitalia and then get a blowjob and climax all over her cheek and then throw the shaved hair at her thus stickin to the baby batter.

Wow Bob...your wife has a better beard than mine.