What is The Beast?
1.
Simply: Milwaukee's Best Beer;
A futuristic, time-warping beer characterized by tasting as if it were already the next morning after a night of binge beer drinking and sleeping with your mouth wide open all the night long. Also discernable as being very affordable to unemployed high school students on $10.00 a week allowances in the 1980's. Certainly a play on the beer's monikor of 'Best'.
Me: What are we drink'n?
Mike: The BEEAAST!
--Mike K. and I, New Orleans, late 1980's
2.
Milwaukee's Best Lite
Dude, don't be drinking The Beast, get some quality shit please.
3.
The anti-christ, who will be identified by having a 666 birthmark, as predicted in the book of revelations.
Also,
Woe to you O earth and sea, the devil sends the beast with wrath, for he knows the time is short. Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty-six.
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4.
when you wake up in the morning in bed with a right minger who obviously took advantage of your drunken state.
have you seen "the beast" recently, im trying to avoid him after last tuesday night.
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5.
The shits, in a can
Man, I drank the beast last night and now I can't get of the hopper.
6.
The satanic super computer of Brussels holding and tracking information on everyone in Europe... Possibly even the world.
The Beast is watching.
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7.
The anti-christ. Bears the number 666 and is probably a communist.
I am the beast, and I wanna see some fucking communism because then church and state can be destroyed, MWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No, seriously.
