What is The Beast With One Back?


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To relieve oneself of carnal desire while experiencing personnel shortages..

To knock one out.

To unwind the clockweights.

The unloading of crew from the submarine.

To furiously masturbate.

"What a darned inopportune time to ring me,I was getting seriously aroused at the sight of J-Lo in this flashdance knockoff music video,and was about to make the beast with one back.....Now fuck off while i av a wank.

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