The Belt

What is The Belt?


1.

A competition between male roommates (use of an actual title belt is encouraged) in which the winner is the first to sleep with two women at the same time while still in accordance with the following rules:

1. The aggragate age of all participants must be under 83

2. The aggragate weight of all participants must be under 400 lbs.

3. Are you paying these women? ...be honest.

4. Use of tequilla and the "mortality angle" are allowed.

"Dude, I can't figure out which one is the third wheel."

"Oh, my God...It's a tricycle!"

"It's time, I have been chosen...I'm going for The Belt."

See menage a trois, the belt, tricycle

2.

Rule 5 for above, if any of the participants is in a relationship, he/she must have the permission of his/her partner.

My buddy got two girls at once, but he doesn't get the belt because he was cheating on his girlfriend to do it. We're still in the running!

See menage a trois, tricycle

3.

means who is the man in the relationship while the other is the bitch.

Hey you dont talk to me that way i wear THE BELT bitch

See bitch, butch, bitch slap, owned, dominated


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