What is The Berkeley Carroll School?


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A small private school in Park Slope brooklyn filled with rich, spoiled, white kids, and a few black kids.. Everybody tends to live in park slope, while a few live in Bergen Beach and Manhattan. It is very small and sheltered, and the kids don't usually talk to kids from other schools. There are extreme rivalries between the overly jealous girls when a popular boy gets in the way. Hooking up / making out has to be planned down to the second. Nobody actually tries in the school itself. Although the drama department is small, there is enough drama in the entire school for there to be a soap opera. People make a huge deal out of smoking pot or drinking in the middle school, but by 10th grade your brain is fried and probably smells like weed. People go on to colleges for their music abilities and money, but there are also some smart kids like the guy taking all ap's going to yale. Overall, Berkeley Carroll is a great school if you'd like for your child to have a nice, fun, pot filled teen life.

1. The Berkeley Carroll School person- "OMG so i saw that girl from (saint anns, packer, poly; circle one) talking to that boy from our school! like WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!? I LIKED HIM LAST YEAR!"

2. bc person- "what are you doing tomorrow"

Other person (not from bc)- "I dont know. Wanna go to breakfast with me at like noon?"

bc person- "Sure. Just call me again tomorrow when i'm sober so i'll remember"

3. bc person- " Hey wanna go smoke pot"

smart bc person- "Maybe later. I need to do SAT practice so i get into a good college."

bc person- "fuck college. lets smoke some hash yo"

See park slope, white, pot, money

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Berkeley Carroll is an independent, college preparatory day school providing coeducational programs for children in prekindergarten through grade 12. Officially chartered by New York state in 1886, Berkeley Carroll is one of the oldest independent schools in New York City.

Located in one of the preeminent neighborhoods of New York, the Park Slope section of Brooklyn, Berkeley Carroll shares its neighborhood with writers, artists, film makers, lawyers, and doctors as well as with the rich cultural heritage provided by the neighboring Brooklyn Museum, Brooklyn Botanic Gardens, and Prospect Park. In many respects, Park Slope is as much a part of the Berkeley Carroll School as are its award-winning buildings and facilities.

Our buildings feature state-of-the-art libraries, laboratories, and studios. The school’s newly renovated Performance Space rivals that of many Broadway theaters and our 75-foot pool is located in the school’s beautifully appointed athletic center. The pool is one of only a handful in the New York city area.

A culturally diverse body of approximately 110 full time teachers comprise the Berkeley Carroll faculty, 80 percent of whom have master’s degrees or higher. The student/faculty ratio is 1:7. Throughout the school our exceptional teachers challenge, engage, and connect with our students while instilling and nurturing a passion for learning that lasts a lifetime.

Berkeley Carroll’s 800 students come from all over Brooklyn, the five boroughs of New York City, and Long Island.

"Hey where do you go to school?" "I go to the Berkeley Carroll School."

See bc, b.c., school, park slope, brooklyn


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