What is The Best Toaster Ever?


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A toaster so great that it can toast the universe.

Dave: Hey want some toast?

David: Yeah sure.

Dave: OK well I'll just make some in the best toaster ever!

See toast, bread, tasty, butter, healthy, yum


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