The Big Three

What is The Big Three?


1.

When a women gets to the age where she acquires: the sagging breasts, the dry vagina, and the false teeth.

Aaron: What about that one over there?

Phillip: Na na, I can see two of The Big Three from here.

See vagina, breasts, tits, boobs, cunt, women, sex, fucking

2.

The Big Three are Fatty (fat), Ugly, or Facial Hair. (n): A term used to define the three characteristics a female must NOT meet to be considered hot.

-Dude last night this chick tried to slip me a roofie.

-Was she one of the Big Three?

-No, hot brunette.

-Nice.

See fatty, ugly, facial hair, attractive


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