The Biggest Loser

What is The Biggest Loser?


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An aptly named show that parades around fat people who cry alot. This show, like most reality TV, pre-selects its contestants to be emotionally fragile people who will inspire sympathy in its viewers. Unlike most reality shows, The Biggest Loser awards people for doing things they should have done their whole life. The show offers contestants a chance to get immunity from elemination which almost always invloves having to eat large portions of unhealthy food, thus making the objective of losing weight redundant. Anyone who feels sorry for the contestants should be stabbed in the torso.

Non Fan: I've never seen The Biggest Loser before, is the winner the one who looses the most weight?

Fan: Nah, its the loser who cries and degrades themselves the most.

See fat, worthless, reality tv, cruel, funny


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