What is The Birthday Massacre?
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A rock band from Toronto, Canada. A truly remarkable blend of fantasy and horror. While one might use words like "metal," "goth," or even "powerpop" to describe such a sound, "dreamy" and "surreal" do the band far more justice. It's a sound so uniquely visual, you might describe it more like a painting or a feeling. It's as if the story of David Fincher's "Seven" appeared like "Alice in Wonderland," but everything was a creamy shade of violet.
The Birthday Massacre is playing a show soon.
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The exact phrase to describe diarrhea as it slowly leaks from the anus and onto the taint.
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