What is The Blindfold And The Eyepatch?

1.

While getting a bj, tell your girlfriend (or guyfriend if that is your preference) that you are going to unload a stream of cream. Right before you do this, pull your junk out of their oral cavity and shoot your partner right in the eyes. He/She will be unable to see, and congratulations...you just gave someone a Blindfold! (Ed. Note - If you would like to give someone the gift of an eyepatch, you just release your stream into only one eye. Hilarity ensues either way!)

Honey....oh yeah baby...thats great...I'm gonna do it...HAHA BITCH! BLINDFOLD! (Or eyepatch, if you so prefer.)There you have it, The Blindfold and The Eyepatch.

See eyepatch, stream, eyes, oh yeah
65

Random Words:

Yep Yep
1. another word for i agree, i think i agree, or i will act like im agreeing so you would shut up... could also be used for an awkward sile..
Read more
Tardist
1. one who has no socioeconomic class listing, doesn't understand any philosophy, and constantly criticizes friends for using big wor..
Read more
Fanncy Pants
1. a male interested in the female design of clothing and behaviours, often practised are the above named habits. This person is refered to..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free