The Blue Squeeze

What is The Blue Squeeze?

Occurs when one feels the need to shit and is unable to find to proper accomodations and turns blue in the face, hence the name "The Blue Squeeze."

John got The Blue Squeeze when he ate chili in his car on his lunch break in an empty parking lot.

See blue, squeeze, shit, terd, dump, cum, jizz

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