What is The Blue Velvet?
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While performing cunnilingus pull out a prepared blue velvet handkerchief and rub your face with it, then looking directly into the vagina scream "baby wants to fuck!" "You fucking, fuckers, fuck, fuck, you fucking fuckers" then look the women in the face, place the blue velvet in here mouth, then and scream "don't you fucking look at me!" While donkey punching her in the face. Made famous by the 86 movie Blue Velvet, starring Dennis Hopper.
Come on baby, lets take a ride on the blue velvet train.
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To pull a Jack Warner is to pull out of something at the last minute.
You: So what time are we meeting him?
Me: Ahh we're not any..
