The Boogie Man

What is The Boogie Man?


1.

a monster that lives under your bed eating cheese and crackers as they f*ck terrorists like Iben Farteen and Illstrukerand Yuwach.

That f*cking boogieman f*cking ate my f*cking sister.

2.

1.what we, as younger children or adults, were afraid of when the light was truned out hence the exesive amount of money wasted on power bills wehn your child turns 3 and insists on having a night light.

2.the man that eats your socks and shoes and favourite underwear you thought you put out inthe wash months ago...

1.child: mother dearest, i am quiet frightened by the boogie man hiding in my closet be a dear and look for me

Mother: now now thier is no such thing as the bo-...

(mother is eaten by the boogie man)

2. child: mom!!! i can find my other black sock? have you seen it?

mother: no!!

See boogie man, boogie, man, nightlight, socks

3.

Look up!!!!! I mean JMJ3 is so cool!!! He has the best sense of humor. I wish I was him!!! Don't you?? If not the see

Eh Fuck It

The boogie man f*cked your daddy to get you


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