The Bottle Opener

What is The Bottle Opener?


1.

In the doggy style position ...when a woman yells at you during the act of sex that you are a pussy and that is all you got!!!! You proceed to take a unopened beer(corona works the best) jam in in her ass, slam it down and rotate it clockwise. Step back, grab you clothes and give her the PEACE sign after you tap you chest and say PEACe OUT. you leave her trembling there naked on all fours trying to get it out. When she does the beer will opened for her enjoyment

After she yelled at Tony to be a man during sex, Tony proceeded to use the bottle opener and left for the night

See dirty sanchez, tony, bottle opener, blumpkin, sex

2.

When a woman from Amsterdam forces her male partner to insert a cork into his rectum before any intercourse has taken place. Upon climax, she removes the cork, causing an expulsion of 2 bodily fluids at the same time. This is often followed by the woman rolling around in the male's feces/semen mixture and pleasuring herself.

Ian's friend Dan had the bottle opener performed on him for the first time unwittingly while visiting Amsterdam.

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