What is The Brains?
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Grab your balls very tightly so that they squeeze together forming the image of....a brain. Then show it to another straight male and call him a fag and kick him in the ass twice.
Male 1: (pulls out testicals and squeezes them together) "hey Male 2, look over here."
Male 2: (looks) "AWWW DUDE!!!"
Male 1: "THE BRAINS!!!! OMG you are such a FAG!! BEND OVER."
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Random Words:
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Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
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