What is The Briggsy Factor?
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An art talent contest devised by world-famous arty dwarf, Briggsy. Pretentious arty types compete to win the much-coveted prize of a Briggsy Art Apprenticeship. Every week the artist found to be least impressive is eliminated. As the field dwindles down the creations of the wannabes become ever more ludicrous as they battle to outconceptualize each other in their desperate quest to be Briggsy's protege.
Since winning The Briggsy Factor I've lost count of the number of times I've been bummed by the spotty twat.
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Shooting up with novocaine and having your friends chuck you down a hill or into a wall as seen on Robot Chicken.
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A blonde who likes to steal things. The helium in her hands denotes her light fingers.
The helium handed blonde bimbo got caught tryin..
