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cold beer held in crotch while driving.
frosty cold one between legs while operating pickup truck or old cadillac. driving with texas a..
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Severely inebriated.
I had 8 pints of lager, 10 large whiskies and a vat of creme de menthe(not recommended). I was completely off me t..
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Wearing a rear bicycle light in the same manner as one would wear a bow-tie. Light is generally attached using a clip to the collar. Lig..
