The British

What is The British?


1.

The most intelligent and inventive race of people on the planet, invented almost everything useful in the world today apart from the CRT , the AC motor and the Helicopter.

If its not a British invention or no Brit had a hand in its invention/conception/use then its not worth having.

The British list, although this is only a small percentage of British Inventions;

Micrometers , DC Motors , Internal Combustion Engines , External Combustion Engines , Computers , The Internet , The Lightbulb , Engineering , Pies , Pasties , Ale , Acurate Newpapers , Darius Turbines , The Jet Engine , The Radial Engine , Proplers (Air and Sea), War Ships , Rifles , Bombs , The Nuclear Reactor , Nuclear Power , The Police Force , The Air Force , Dog Fights , Cock Fighting , Football , Rugby , Hockey , Polo , Polo Mints , Heat Seeking Missiles , Radar , Sonar , Lasar , Lasar Gun Sights , Trains , Hovercraft , Pubs , Fish & Chips , Cotton Cloathing , Peace in Europe (TWICE) , Sterio , Radio , Printers , Typewriters , The Dictionary (admitedly not this one) , Phones , Mobile Phones , Standard Measurments , Barometers , VHS , DVDs , CDs , Cameras , Camera Flashes , Commandos , After Burners , Central Heating , Radiators , Deodorant , Chemical Warfare , Prison , The Aircraft-Carrier and everything to do with it , Torpedos , Submarines , Sea-Side Holidays , Pop-Music and THE Chart , Rock-Music , Motor Bikes , The Driving License , Double Glazing , Vacuum Cleaners , Lifts , Escalators , Machine Guns and The Tank.

See british, england, AMX


34

Random Words:

1. Upgraded from Reality Slap. Use in emergencies only Fuck the reality slap.. Pass me a hammer and I'd reality smash you back...
1. stupid or retarded person. dude your such a jack monk. brah,your sister is a jack monk but i would do her. See jack, monk, stupid, re..
1. See. Ninjaall of these same rules apply, but you must add in addition to that STYLE. Funk Ninjas seem lazy to the naked eye, but one mus..