The British Accent

What is The British Accent?


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An accent used among friends, and by non-British People, to sound different, but in a funny insider way, not to make oneself sound cool.

Privelages With The British Accent: Getting to say "Oi!, Bloody Hell!, and Crumpets", worry-free flirting.

Results: Stares of lust and excitement for either sex, and making Wal-Mart cashiers swoon.

Josh: "We should use The British Accent in that store!"

Bre: (in the British Accent) "Oi! Cut it out before I tell Mum! You're not supposed to play with the toy swords in the store!"

Josh: (in The British Accent) "But it's fun! Now Defend Yourself Bre!"


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