The Burlap

What is The Burlap?

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

See std, douche bags, sexually transmitted disease, vagina

Bacon Alarm

1. A device that emits high pitched beeps when you are grilling bacon. Sometimes used to detect fires, but very rarely. better shut the k..

Muthafool

1. al green al green is the sexiest muthafool alive..

Faith Ruch

1. Stranger, but obviously a dirty slutwhore bitchfag. Most likely a free zone violator. Who the hell is that dirty slutwhore bitchfag? O..

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