The Burlap

What is The Burlap?

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

See std, douche bags, sexually transmitted disease, vagina

Nerdbomb

1. n. like a typical nerd except he or she still manages to be quite adorable at times. "You stayed up all night to work on that for ..

Dancing Pirate

1. Jizz in a girl's eye, then kick her in the knee, causing her to jump on one leg, like a pirate with a peg-leg. My girlfriend looke..

Closet Gamer

1. A person who is secretly into gaming/playing video games but chooses to not let certain people know about it, since they may not approve..

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