The Burlap

What is The Burlap?

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

See std, douche bags, sexually transmitted disease, vagina

Orienteerer

1. Someone who orienteers. Dude, those Lewis and Clark homies, they were some bad ass orienteerers! See orienteerer, maps, orienteering..

Boondees

1. two idiots that dance to Low by Flo Rida and end up laughing so hard they pee themselves and the carpet, and end up having to change und..

Cockbooger

1. an obstruction of the male urethra caused by not urinating after sex; usually noticed the next morning when pee sprays in three directio..

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