The Burlap

What is The Burlap?

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

See std, douche bags, sexually transmitted disease, vagina

Pazookie

1. The best blowjob ever. Man, last night that girl Rachel Shen gave me the best pazookie ever, it was like some sort of super blowjob. S..

Broskii

1. Like a bro but specifically a drinking buddy. This person is usually a white male wearing wife beaters and owns a truck as well as being..

Lardster

1. Gentleman who exists on a diet of lard based foodstuffs such as pies and puddings and as a result is less than mobile. I nicked his cel..

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