The Burlap

What is The Burlap?

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

See std, douche bags, sexually transmitted disease, vagina

Zipper Placement Disorder

1. the phycological disorder over the placement of your zipper on clothes, bookbags, and ect. But when someone messes up the placement of s..

[car Wash]

1. The girl must be wearing glasses. Poop is first thrown on the ladies face to act as mud. The male then ejaculates on her on her glasses,..

Cheese & Rice

1. Christian substitute for saying "Jesus Christ" in vain. Bobby wiped out on his stingray bicycle... BOBBY: Owww!!! Cheese &am..

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