The Burlap

What is The Burlap?

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

See std, douche bags, sexually transmitted disease, vagina

E-harmony

1. Another name for Ecstasy. Tom: Yo dog have you been on E-Harmony, it's the bomb. See ecstasy, x, e, xtc, adam, hug, beans, clarit..

Ass Pumper

1. one who pumps men in the ass Allen Hamilton is an ass pumper..

Vanderhoof

1. Usually refers to the first shit taken in the morning. A very large shit. Also called a Vanderhoof Dude, did you see the size of that V..

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