The Burlap

What is The Burlap?

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

See std, douche bags, sexually transmitted disease, vagina

Monkey Pick Ass

1. The phrase was came about when a certain Philadelphia radio star, began acting as a monkey doing an impression of the actor James Mason,..

Zimphabonist

1. A person in a relationship which puzzles society. When a really ugly guy and an attractive girl start dating, their relationship is sai..

Zombiefucknuts

1. exp. - A situation where nothing, by conceivable thought, can get any worse. Used when phrases like "God Damn It", "Shit..

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