The Burlap

What is The Burlap?

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

See std, douche bags, sexually transmitted disease, vagina

Stonks

1. A set of man fruits, love spuds bollocks goolies knackers he had a set of stonks like a fighters speed ball See bollocks, knackers, go..

V.c.

1. (abbrev. for Viet-Cong.) A girl you will never be able to fuck, yet can't stop seeing. I spent the weekend in a mountain cottage w..

James Pattison

1. The hottest thing i've ever known. 100% man, irresistable! Never to be confused with Patti Oh how i love James Pattison! He makes ..

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