The Burlap

What is The Burlap?

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

See std, douche bags, sexually transmitted disease, vagina

Mcclintock

1. Verb To have uncontrollable urges to throw things (usually keys or cell phones). “That dude just McClintocked that chair. Thank God n..

Gelper

1. Male leg hair. Usually long and disgusting. 1-His gelper was so long, he could comb it. 2-It had been so long since she shaved her leg..

Your Ass Is Late To Class

1. The bell that rings rough six minutes after the get your ass to class bell, signyfing you are late to class. Ah, shit! That's the ..

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