The Burlap

What is The Burlap?

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

See std, douche bags, sexually transmitted disease, vagina

Nipplometer

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Jose Antonio

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Single Baby

1. The best damn feeling ever... Although having a significant other is nice single status is great. You're free to do anything with a..

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