The Burlap

What is The Burlap?

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

See std, douche bags, sexually transmitted disease, vagina

Dick Von Zipper

1. I would like my penis belong to celebrities, so I call him Dick von Zipper. I call my penis -- Dick von Zipper..

Chin Cheese

1. hardend sementhat formes nder the penis if the penis is not cleaned. Chris eates his chin cheese. See cheese, semen, ass, sex..

Aspiflicated

1. The state of being excessively drunk, Inebriate, Shit faced. Whenever I get aspiflicated something horrible happens; I end up naked, pu..

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