The Burlap

What is The Burlap?

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

See std, douche bags, sexually transmitted disease, vagina

1. What old people think the Wii is called. Dumb old lady @ Gamestop: Do you have any W2's in stock? See wii, video game, nintendo, ..

Zero Joy

1. An expression akin to saying nope, or no I didn't. Also another way of saying I had no luck. Brian: 'Did you manage to..

Leeland Steamer

1. Taking a shit between someone's pillows and or matress and box spring. Don't talk to me like that man, or you may walk into y..

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