The Burlap

What is The Burlap?

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

See std, douche bags, sexually transmitted disease, vagina

Emilyextraordinary

1. Emily is a slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual. Extraordinary is (1) a very special thing (2) somet..

Take The Roast Out Of The Oven

1. v. to administer a beat down, kick the crap out of someone, mess an individual up real bad, take someone on a tour of the world of pain..

Yutch

1. (1: Noun) An old out of touch person who can be a complete Biotchand is lacking in the mental capacity to hold a clear, coherent convers..

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