The Burlap

What is The Burlap?

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

See std, douche bags, sexually transmitted disease, vagina

[phantom Turd] Menace

1. (Noun)Someone who likes to defacate in unlikely public places, with or without the support of onlookers. This is often for a feeling of ..

Utne's Reader

1. The Marxist Reader's Digest. A collection of leftist polemic for bored communists. There's an article by Amitai Etzioni in Ut..

Lon Lon Milk

1. Appearing often in a collect group of the wildly popular games: The Legend of Zelda, Lon Lon Milk is a delicious drink with seemingly ma..

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