The Burlap

What is The Burlap?

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

See std, douche bags, sexually transmitted disease, vagina

Funkadizzle

1. a made up word describing how catchy a beat of a song is. GIRL #1: "OMGZ THIS SONG IZ SOOOO TOTALLY FUNKADIZZLE MHM!!!" GIRL..

Zenify

1. v. The process by which one makes one's life less cluttered ie more zen. I am totally going to zenify my apartment this weekend. ..

Zijian

1. a large round penis. stop being a zijian dammit See -_-..

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