The Burlap

What is The Burlap?

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

See std, douche bags, sexually transmitted disease, vagina

I'd Rather Be Judged By 12 Than Carried By 6

1. To be judged by 12 is to go to court and to be judged by a 12 man jury, which all court trials have. To be carried by 6 is to be dead. ..

Glitter Gulch

1. The term used for when mooning someone while at the same time shitting. The sparkling sensation in the light makes the fresh fecal matt..

Pedestofelia

1. The act of raping a pedestrian Person 1: Yo, dude, you should go rape that pedestrian Person 2: No man, pedestofelia is not cool. See..

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