The Burlap

What is The Burlap?


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This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

See std, douche bags, sexually transmitted disease, vagina


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