The Burlap

What is The Burlap?

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

See std, douche bags, sexually transmitted disease, vagina

Interrorgate

1. to interrogate needlessly under the pretext of defending against terror The gate agent was concerned that I was only carrying with me a..

Dirty Harold And Kumar

1. Doing a chick in the ass while she eats a White Castle Burger then pulling ur dick out and wiping it on her burger and saying "That..

Just Maintain

1. To hold composure, even in the stickiest of situations; to be a juggernaut with grace 100 percent of the time...every time. It may be us..

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