The Burlap

What is The Burlap?

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

See std, douche bags, sexually transmitted disease, vagina

Merry Dissmas

1. A phrase used to put an exclamation point on an insult. Similar in usage to "You just got burned" or "In your face"..

Come To Terms With

1. to accept something that cannot be changed guy 1 : "well, i've finally come to terms with the fact that she will never like m..

Zip The Bag

1. when you hold in your pee when drunk to keep the buzz longer. "i have to pee but i want to stay buzzed so i'm going to zip th..

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