The Burlap

What is The Burlap?

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

See std, douche bags, sexually transmitted disease, vagina

Freeze

1. 1) To stop moving. 2) Slang for cocaine. 1) FREEZE! Drop your pants and grab your toes. I'm gonna show you where the wild goose..

Eye Shandy

1. A phrase applied when referring to an attractive member of the opposite (or same) sex whose appearance would provide sufficient arousal ..

Pssht

1. A sound generally used to convey annoyance. Person 1: I'm bored. Person 2: So am I, but I'm not complaining. Person 1: Pssh..

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