The Burlap

What is The Burlap?

This is the newest form of S.T.D. it is transmitted by having sexual intercourse with an old bag.

That 65 year old skank gave me a bad case of the burlap when she sat on my face

See std, douche bags, sexually transmitted disease, vagina

Nine To Five Ham And Egger

1. a non-stand out, common person. Derived from the job hours of a typical office drone often enjoys a pedestrian ham and egg breakfast at ..

Pig Dick

1. A Police Detective that thinks he knows it all but doesn't really know shit. That pig dick has been bustin' my balls followin..

Twatwaffle

1. watwaffle (twat-wah-full): n.1 An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others. n.2 A general prick..

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