The Butt-ass Lamp

What is The Butt-ass Lamp?

A ceramic lamp that has a short in the wiring, covered entirely in duct tape.

Joe: That Butt-Ass Lamp is so cool. Where did you get it?

Bob: In an alley 2 feet from your mother's ankles!

[azula]

1. The awesomest chick in the Fortress. Not to be confused with Avatar azula is funny as hell See azula, fortress, urban, dead, awesomene..

Alrightyo

1. A way to acknowledge someone. Only person allowed to used this word is Sarah Pinkney. Mark: brb Sarah: Alrightyo..

Emergency Repair Procedure #1

1. When a piece of equipment malfunctions, the proper response is to kick it as soon as possible in the hope that it rectifies the problem...

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