The Butterhof

What is The Butterhof?


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The dirtiest sex position ever

It is where the female (the Butterhof) will take the male and first arouse it but making dirty glances at the male. Then the Butterhof will take male and shove a Wawa brand “Big Nig” in its anus (with out lubrication). Then beat him with upright bass and last strap the male down with a lot of bondage gimp or duck tape and give him a Boston pancake after eating Taco Bell.

John: Wow my gay lover gave me The Butterhof last night.

Zack: Well did it have anything to do with butter?

John: no that is why my ass hurts so much.

Derek walks in...

Derek: So baby how was it

John: GREAT

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