What is The Cabbage?
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A fucking annoying half dwarf, half human-ish character, that don't know fuckin' shit about fuckin' shit! Constantly thinking that minor fucking issues could cause any particular company to implode.
Romeo: I forgot to bring the scone out with my pimms and ice.
The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!
Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.
The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!
Random Words:
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seriously, for real
she was totally frontin'. on the reals.
See elizabeth
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u swear sumthing is tru
on the reals yo, that bi..