What is The Cabbage?
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A fucking annoying half dwarf, half human-ish character, that don't know fuckin' shit about fuckin' shit! Constantly thinking that minor fucking issues could cause any particular company to implode.
Romeo: I forgot to bring the scone out with my pimms and ice.
The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!
Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.
The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!
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I Have To Go To The BathRoom But By The Time You Figure This Out I Will Be Back
Person 1: Brb
<after some waiting>
Person 2: ih..
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Indirect TV is another way to refer to the act of stealing cable.
I asked my neighbor across the hall if I could get a couple of eggs, ..
