What is The Cabbage?
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A fucking annoying half dwarf, half human-ish character, that don't know fuckin' shit about fuckin' shit! Constantly thinking that minor fucking issues could cause any particular company to implode.
Romeo: I forgot to bring the scone out with my pimms and ice.
The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!
Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.
The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!
Random Words:
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level 3 in the "Levels of Awkward". Snowsuits (for those who have not worn them) are MUCH more awkard than mittens or turtles..
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Something people say to entice the other party in to saying "what." Thus, making them an ass sphincter
person #1: "Ass ..
