The Can Man

What is The Can Man?

A little old man who goes around collecting cans from trash cans so he can recycle them. He wears yellow, rubber gloves and a white fisherman's hat.

Look, it's the can man, he's a rare species.

Don't go talk to the can man, you'll disturb his habitat.

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