The Cancer Patient

What is The Cancer Patient?


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when a guy ejaculates in a girls hair and it gets so hard to get out the girl must shave her head, kind of like getting gum in one's hair.

my girl has to shave her head

why?

bc i came in her hair and she cant get it out

ohh the cancer patient. that is funny

See jizz, hair, cancer, sex, monkey


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