What is The Captain Of The Ship?

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when doing a girl from behind you both keep from touching anything, including each other. the man then guides the woman around the room without knocking anything over. if you can make it around the room and reach orgasm without breaking something you are then the captain of the ship. Note: it is not necessary for the girl to orgasm. that never really matters anyway.

After forty five minutes of "Piloting the S.S. Kacie's Sister" around the room, and not striking a single "mine", other than the pink one, Christian bellowed "I am the Captain of the Ship!"

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