The Captain's Log

What is The Captain's Log?

The MEAN deuce you took that didnt exactly slide out easily.

Man after eating that chinese grub I had to go drop the Captain's Log.

See captain, poop, deuce, floppy, shit

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Lazy Orange Juice

1. when making frozen orange juice, the person just puts the mix and the water in the jug and puts it in the fridge, rather than actually m..

Groin Apples

1. Plain and simple......BALLS Ask me again and I'll kick in yer GROIN APPLES !!!! See nuts, testicles, balls, marbles..

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