The Captain's Log

What is The Captain's Log?


1.

The MEAN deuce you took that didnt exactly slide out easily.

Man after eating that chinese grub I had to go drop the Captain's Log.

See captain, poop, deuce, floppy, shit


82

Random Words:

1. your anal virginity; asexual in nature and can apply to a male or female. Comparable to a female's virgin "cherry." &quo..
1. One who explores the rectum using various tools including wine corks, Samoan plantains, Red Bull energy drinks, de-clawed chinchillas, a..
1. A security guard. Derived from 5-0, slang term for a cop. Security guards carry about half the credibility and authority as a regular ..