The Captain's Log

What is The Captain's Log?

The MEAN deuce you took that didnt exactly slide out easily.

Man after eating that chinese grub I had to go drop the Captain's Log.

See captain, poop, deuce, floppy, shit

Conealingus

1. The act of licking the dregs of ice cream out of an ice cream cone without biting into the cone itself. Best done in a lewd or suggesti..

Dating Miss Michigan

1. To masturbate. The state of Michigan is shaped like a mitten/hand. Can also be used to describe someone who is not successful in the se..

I'm Hiv Positive

1. A response to "are you sure?" if you have HIV and are sure about something. Kyle: Are you sure? Cartman: I'm HIV positi..

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