The Captain's Log

What is The Captain's Log?

The MEAN deuce you took that didnt exactly slide out easily.

Man after eating that chinese grub I had to go drop the Captain's Log.

See captain, poop, deuce, floppy, shit

Cinephobia

1. The fear of movies and the cinema. Sufferers of the phobia report being particularly afraid of the pictures moving "too fast"..

Two-match Sweater

1. A humorous way of describing a really rough pooping incident. Most commonly used when one is A) severely constipated OR B) has explosive..

Rathoused

1. Above and beyond ratfaced: To drink copious amounts of hard alcohol in a short period of time, subsequently resulting in a drunk individ..

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