The Carpenter

What is The Carpenter?

the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman

after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble

See medievel times, woodwork, sex, sandpaper

Add:

1 cup of queer

2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)

1 tbsp denial

1 large ass dildo

2 of the gayest friends ever

and you get a Ross

"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."

See queer, gay, fag, ross, carpenter

Explede

1. When a person explodes with expletives (swear/curse words) Did you hear Jason explede today? Was worse than talking to a wharfie. Mum..

Drestiny

1. The condition suffered by a person whose limited wardrobe enables others to predict what they will be wearing on specific days of the w..

Sacktime

1. 1. What George Bush senior called sleeping on the USS Lexingon 2. The slapping of a man's ball sack onto another persons face, aro..

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