The Carpenter

What is The Carpenter?

the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman

after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble

See medievel times, woodwork, sex, sandpaper

Add:

1 cup of queer

2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)

1 tbsp denial

1 large ass dildo

2 of the gayest friends ever

and you get a Ross

"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."

See queer, gay, fag, ross, carpenter

Jeezin' It Up

1. most common conjugation of Jeez it up. Means to be doing anything related to jesus, ie; church. yo, I was just over at the church, Jeez..

Vagine

1. From the movie "Borat". It is another word for vagina. More specifically, it can be used to describe third-world vagina. &q..

Dooflitchy

1. An incompetent little boy that annoys the hell out of anyone That dooflitchy over there peed on the lawn again See AC..

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