The Carpenter

What is The Carpenter?

the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman

after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble

See medievel times, woodwork, sex, sandpaper

Add:

1 cup of queer

2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)

1 tbsp denial

1 large ass dildo

2 of the gayest friends ever

and you get a Ross

"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."

See queer, gay, fag, ross, carpenter

Pleasure Nubbin

1. Part of the female anatomy that causes pleasurable sensations when stimulated correctly. Clitoris. Lisa Riley's pleasure nubbin is..

To Mook

1. To act in a stupid, futile, or otherwise misguided fashion. He had a chance of hooking up with the gal until he mooked it up by spillin..

Yumbum

1. someone who is good looking and who has a nice arse "grant you're a yumbum" "corr look at that yumbum" See f..

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