What is The Carpenter?
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the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman
after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble
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Add:
1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever
and you get a Ross
"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."
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BIGGEST FUCKING FAGGOT HERE TO MEXICO
fdsfdsMASTER, it explains it all
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The act of constantly updating your facebook status. This has become a rather annoying problem recently, especially with the invention o..
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gold or bright color earrings(diamonds)
Yellow diamonds in my ear, call em lemon heads
-Cam'ron
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Little roll..