The Carpenter

What is The Carpenter?


1.

the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman

after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble

See medievel times, woodwork, sex, sandpaper

2.

Add:

1 cup of queer

2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)

1 tbsp denial

1 large ass dildo

2 of the gayest friends ever

and you get a Ross

"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."

See queer, gay, fag, ross, carpenter


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