What is The Carpenter?
1.
the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman
after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble
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2.
Add:
1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever
and you get a Ross
"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."
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Random Words:
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used be for a certain group of words so describe it as very important or alot
i love you uncondtionallyissiuimish
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the smell from your vagina after tanning in a tanning bed. from sweating
"omg do you get a tanned pooter after you tan?"
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1.a alien that likes ass's
2. a martian thats faceial area looks like a giant fat ass
example: the mars rover pick up many pictur..
