What is The Carpenter?
1.
the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman
after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble
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2.
Add:
1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever
and you get a Ross
"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."
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1) Awarded to the mengiest person alive.
2) Somebody who bears a significant amount of meng about them
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A wonderful store, selling naughty costumes, bondage equipment and the like
Hey where did those ankle cuffs come from?
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One who breathes heavily and snuffles like a horny pig when licking a girl out.
Girl: 'I went out with this guy and he was a Muff ..
