What is The Carpenter?
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the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman
after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble
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Add:
1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever
and you get a Ross
"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."
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(in irish folklore) a small, mischievous, gay female woodland nymph. dresses in green with big-buckled pilgrim shoes and has red hair. ..
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To do a search on google.
Dude why don't you just yagoogleize it if you don't know what it is.
See google, search engine, lo..