What is The Carpenter?
1.
the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman
after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble
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2.
Add:
1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever
and you get a Ross
"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."
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Sarcastically, the taste of the last drag of a cigarette when one smokes it down to the filter.
"Ahhh...that was filterrific!"..
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when you are trying to sleep, but your stomach is bubbling and groaning like you are about to shit all over bed. But you lay there thin..
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Term for fellatio, usually used by females who are unwilling to perform the act due to demanding clumsy or unappreciative lovers.
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