The Carpenter

What is The Carpenter?

the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman

after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble

See medievel times, woodwork, sex, sandpaper

Add:

1 cup of queer

2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)

1 tbsp denial

1 large ass dildo

2 of the gayest friends ever

and you get a Ross

"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."

See queer, gay, fag, ross, carpenter

Picking Clams

1. Another word for masturbation for a girl I caught my daughter picking clams the other day. See clams, masturbation, sex, social..

Geardo

1. A person with a large collection and knowledge about expensive, rare and authentic tactical/military gear. If you need something, ask M..

Mingivitus

1. Swollen and painful minge. Can be due to sexfection or violent rubbing. "Doctor, my flange is kiling me, I think I have got mingiv..

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