The Carpenter

What is The Carpenter?

the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman

after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble

See medievel times, woodwork, sex, sandpaper

Add:

1 cup of queer

2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)

1 tbsp denial

1 large ass dildo

2 of the gayest friends ever

and you get a Ross

"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."

See queer, gay, fag, ross, carpenter

Vallenderism

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Fistage

1. adj. slang 1.Total domination. 2.When someone receives a fist in the anus and thrusts in and out. "We sure beat that team, it w..

W33d

1. teh 1337est way of spelling weed See Beaver 2. 1337 5|*34|< (leet speak) for weed. OMG 1 r 5|/|0|<1|| 73|-| w33d! Dude this w..

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