What is The Carpenter?
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the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman
after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble
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Add:
1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever
and you get a Ross
"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."
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Right before you cum when having sex with your girlfriend, you light her pubic hair on fire and put it out the flames with your cum.
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an idiot and fake emo
Peeping Tom is an emochicken
See emo, chicken, emochicken, foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo..
