The Carpenter

What is The Carpenter?

the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman

after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble

See medievel times, woodwork, sex, sandpaper

Add:

1 cup of queer

2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)

1 tbsp denial

1 large ass dildo

2 of the gayest friends ever

and you get a Ross

"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."

See queer, gay, fag, ross, carpenter

Stainful

1. the act of being a stain. To get shitfaced at a party, poop your pants, and then throw the party poo at your date. That chick was so s..

Fem Dsc

1. Female Dirt Star Complex (pronounced "Fem Disc") A condition which arrises when a hot lady makes a cluster of concentrated re..

Cowbelling

1. Action made my tongue and lips "mimicking" the sound of a cowbell. Usually done profusely to the intro of "(Don't Fe..

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