What is The Carpenter?
1.
the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman
after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble
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2.
Add:
1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever
and you get a Ross
"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."
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Random Words:
1.
a cock in a condom
i had a bagged cock after she put a condom on me
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1. sticking two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus
2. see shocker
I gave her two for the pink and one for the stink and she was..
