The Carpenter

What is The Carpenter?

the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman

after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble

See medievel times, woodwork, sex, sandpaper

Add:

1 cup of queer

2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)

1 tbsp denial

1 large ass dildo

2 of the gayest friends ever

and you get a Ross

"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."

See queer, gay, fag, ross, carpenter

Moir-mattox

1. god of llamas :D she goes into battle with jelly filled rifles and pudding cups, with greanpeace skata keg :P shes one sexy moir-matto..

Pleboe

1. the curse word for piss dude, your house smells like pleboe See pleboe, piss, pee, urine, excrament..

Man Off

1. To masturbate, or to otherwise do something private and/or embarrassing. Anthony: Steve, your a douche, why don't you just go man ..

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