What is The Carpenter?
1.
the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman
after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble
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2.
Add:
1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever
and you get a Ross
"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."
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To fornicate. To please a member of the opposite sex in a way they will never forget.
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Slang for fried chicken or in some cases watermelon.
Man is that some nigga-candy I smell?
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All the best porn scenes collected from a time period.
Bill: Hey wanna go watch some porn?
Ted: Sure, do you still have your stash?
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