The Carpenter

What is The Carpenter?

the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman

after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble

See medievel times, woodwork, sex, sandpaper

Add:

1 cup of queer

2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)

1 tbsp denial

1 large ass dildo

2 of the gayest friends ever

and you get a Ross

"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."

See queer, gay, fag, ross, carpenter

Roastin'

1. its wen u talk bout sum 1 an make jokes bout dem wen dey right der. nigga i know y yo lips is so big cause u b eatin my mama out lik..

Fycho

1. (fi`koh fucking psycho. someone who never smiles or laughs unless a degrading sexual comment is made about something or someone, who a..

W0x0r

1. Int. w0x with emphasis w0x0r!!!! u pwned that l4m3r!..

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