The Carpenter

What is The Carpenter?

the act of wrapping sandpaper around your Penis and having sex with a woman

after i used the carpenter she was smooth as a pebble

See medievel times, woodwork, sex, sandpaper

Add:

1 cup of queer

2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)

1 tbsp denial

1 large ass dildo

2 of the gayest friends ever

and you get a Ross

"Stop acting like 'The Carpenter' and just come out already."

See queer, gay, fag, ross, carpenter

Un-nervous

1. 1. not being nervous in front of a woman. (only used for these situations) Jim Scott: woooah, Glen are you gonna be un-nervous for thi..

Pregtard

1. a pregnant ignoramus who is prone to fits of sluttery, binge drinking,chain smoking and questionable fashion. "Hey Pregtard! A bot..

In A Jug With A Handle.

1. Complete, it's finished. Forget it dude, it's in a jug with a handle. See over, ova, done, capiche, get over it..

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