The Carwash

What is The Carwash?


1.

It is when 10-20 guys perform a sexual act on a female. First soaking on the girl with urine. Then rubbing their dicks all over her until they finally ejaculate so she looks like a shiny car fresh out of a wash. Imitating the rinse wash and polish of a carwash.

My football buddies and I took a cheerleader into the locker room before the game to take her to The Carwash!

Brandon "hi"

Ryan "hey whats up"

Brandon "nmu"

Ryan "nm"

See sex, hot carl, pussy, asshole, buttsex, anal

2.

With your partner positioned on her back you straddle her head placing your hairy sack in her mouth, with the tip of your wang pointing towards her forehead. While your nads are being thoroughly soaked with her saliva, she jacks you off until you blow goo all over her face. Once her face is thoroughly covered you pull your bag out of her mouth and proceed to drag it across her jizz soaked mug....hence cleaning her face. Once your sack has been completely dragged over her face you lift off and fart, completeing the act of The Carwash with the no touch blow dry!!

I was Tea Bagging Janey last night and thoroughly surprised her when I turned it into The CarWash and ran like hell afterwards!!

See car, wash, teabag, tea bagging


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