What is The Castle Newport?
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Now defunct former meeting place of many scruffy urchins from the plague-ridden streets of South Wales' most heinous city. Smells distinctly of piss and under-age smoking.
"Oh boys, let's go to The Castle...we can have a spliff and throw stuff in the river. Again."
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