What is The Castlevania?
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Beat Dracula(your partner) with the Vampire Killer(your penis), then unleash your holy magic attack(semen) upon them. Repeat till the person is dead(knocked unconcious) Congratulations, you defeated Dracula.
I met some girl proclaiming herself as a vampire. So I did the Castlevania on her.
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A gay mans tool that he uses when he is to tired to jack-off that does it for him.
You can get them at Spencers and Bj's...
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Something that induces misery.
This job has become a miserifying place for me.
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