The Castlevania

What is The Castlevania?

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Beat Dracula(your partner) with the Vampire Killer(your penis), then unleash your holy magic attack(semen) upon them. Repeat till the person is dead(knocked unconcious) Congratulations, you defeated Dracula.

I met some girl proclaiming herself as a vampire. So I did the Castlevania on her.

See castlevania, stuff, omg, wtf, vampire killer
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