What is The Castlevania?
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Beat Dracula(your partner) with the Vampire Killer(your penis), then unleash your holy magic attack(semen) upon them. Repeat till the person is dead(knocked unconcious) Congratulations, you defeated Dracula.
I met some girl proclaiming herself as a vampire. So I did the Castlevania on her.
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Random Words:
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a disorder with your penis
'Umm... i know you're my girlfriend and everything... but can i tell you a secret?'
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Having the affliction of saying you forgot something that was really your fault and blaming it on someone else.
From the Daily Show wit..
