What is The Castlevania?
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Beat Dracula(your partner) with the Vampire Killer(your penis), then unleash your holy magic attack(semen) upon them. Repeat till the person is dead(knocked unconcious) Congratulations, you defeated Dracula.
I met some girl proclaiming herself as a vampire. So I did the Castlevania on her.
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Slang term For George W. Bush. Apparently refers to his failed attempt to eat a pretzel.
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Deep pockets leading directly to the crotch. Also known as public masturbation pockets. Commonly in trench coats. They are used to mastu..
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The Mafia in little white trucks.
and everyone thinks im crazy....
