What is The Cat Who Came To Tea?


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Brilliant poem in which a cat comes to tea. Rhymes throughout and has a great plot. Admired in 11JC. Wrote by Jarred Wileman

'There once was a cat who came to tea, the cat who came appeared to me, to be wearin a jacket that was green pea'

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