The Catcher In The Rye Edit Meaning

1.

The best book ever.

Cynical, witty, classic.

Any open-minded individual can relate to Holden in their past or in their own life as of now.

An absolute masterpiece.

J.D. Salinger rocks my socks off, man.

See Schmuck

2.

An amzingly written book.

its overlooked by most people because its a "school book"

I dont like reading it in school beacause my teachers read way into all the meanings and symbolism and crap.

I loved "The Catcher in the Rye" when i read it on my own, but now that my teachers RUINED it for me, i kinda try to avoid it.

See school, book, love, classic

3.

Emo boy's Bible.

EMO BOY 1- "I'm so upset today."

EMO BOY 2- "Omg just read The Catcher in the Rye. It always makes me feel better. Holden knows the Truth."

See emo, book, pretentious

4.

A novel which many people of the world should avoid reading, as they simply would not understand the meaning of the word "phony", a word which is repeated several times throughout the book.

I thought about being a catcher in the rye, but I don't really like people that much so I thought I'd just let them fly off the cliff.

See friend of bob

5.

One of most overrated novels of all time. Basically about some faggot named Holden and his physicadellic adventures, that eventually lead to him going crazy.

Only Emos and people with menatl disorders like The Catcher in the Rye

See awful, crap, overrated, phony, holden, stupid

6.

A book of, by, and for phonies!

Friend 1: Holden, you are a phony.

Friend 2: Who's Holden? Let me beat my son.