What is The Celestial Bison?
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The Celestial Bison refers to the great buffalo in the sky.
When the mushrooms are good, it CHASES you!!
Phred: HEY! What the fuck IS that thing running after me????
Jacques: Dude....it's just the Celestial Bison. You've chewed too many mushrooms. Have a beer.
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