The Ceremony

What is The Ceremony?


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When a man puts semen on his thumb and then smears it across his partners forehead while saying: SIMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

After having missionary intercourse with my significant other, I performed The Ceremony on her.

See moves, sex, donkey, semen


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